Sorry Mum, I realise that the title of this post could be misinterpreted, but I wanted to mention the time not so long ago, when we spent a few days in the sun celebrating your big birthday...
We were mainly eating and drinking - and my mother took to dining on lobster… I guess she was celebrating. And I was paying!
Anyway, I just wanted to warn you in case you're about to treat your mother, that a better investment might be this curiously collectable vintage Lucite lobster brooch from ShopCurious. It would make an unusual gift for Mother’s Day, or perhaps you fancy it for your own collection - as part of your lobster legacy?
PS Order by 12 pm tomorrow for next day UK delivery.
Curiculum Vitae Jeffry Zebua
6 months ago